Burak Altunay

Numb-ers

2010

was the first number, when it was 00:00 – counting down…

250 a session said the shrink in no time,
TD5 vs LR4
300 was the GSM bill monthly,
29,000 some songs on iTunes,
10 for a cup of coffee, 40 for a bottle of Rakı,
70 for the Black Label, cheaper on Duty Free,
Vi4, Vi6, Si2 and Si3 were spring joys
10 days stuck due to volcano
240 minutes of flight home
200 some minutes of traffic jam,
Version 10.6.6 on the Mac, god knows what it is up to on the Blackberry,
18% VAT
37 Years of age, and Luigi turns 2
4887 on stage then 4888
Version 4
How about some 4889s?
VRX932? Active or passive?
XL8 was Musica Es this summer,
40 Volts measurement ground to neutral,
0.002 afterwards,
Version 5 due out soon,
30 songs a night on the average, in a given wedding,
300 complaining souls,
2 happy wanna be couples…
4/4 basics on music,
All else you miss the beat…
8 counts in a dance routine,
30-45 minutes of sex per shot on a good day, less when selfish…
1980-86 almost most of us wanna go back to, given the experience…
5 year turning point in a wedding,
4 years of college,
4 years of Presidency,
4 mere years of residency in D.C. – more if you are lucky,
65 requires Viagra or alike,
25 requires the ‘score’ – you’d learn soon dear…
70 CL in a bottle
M5 decides on the tickets you get within an hour,
X3 is comfy,
520d warrants an expensive oil change,
7 passports you have to carry around,
3.14 and then some defines your circle…
400 channels of BS
0.99 per song – Legally that is
1.5 exchage rate
18 or so blood pressure thingy
Vi1 does more than most
M7CL required by unconfident idiots on stage
100 degrees for the water to boil,
more than that if you have a pressure cooker…
XXX inches vs XXX minutes :)
XXXX XXXX XXXX XXX on plastic
XX/XX exp date
XXX security code
25 meters or more for FOH
1 meters or less for feedback J
8 Strings on a guitar
4 on a bass
7:30 am on the snooze button,
6 numbers or less for the password to start the day…
4 Paws or 2 Legs?
2 nostrills for her smell,
1 hole for the baby,
1 button click to surf them channels
2 cars in the garage
1 phone to let it all go
2 People in love
1 or more to screw it up
1 set of parents and 2 seperate graves… when the day comes
1 more cup of coffee for the road,
34 is the city for most
Others still claim 35.5
80 in all
3 gidit IQ vs EQ

….

At the end of the day;
GS 1200 to let it all go away
May your mirrors never touch the ground…


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